just a bored so decided to post up "sara moments" hahaha.. enjoy... shes a funny silly one..
"Just for the record if i did that to her she would get my mom to call me and be like "You know Tegan has low self-esteem right now and it doesn't help when you call her names on stage."
"He put a baby inside of me and now he thinks he can love me all the time like in the pornos."
"oh steroid man, you couldnt fit inside me its much too small"
"buenos nachos" (i laughed so hard at that one)
"Sometimes i feel like were such pussys, like we need to break shit and have sex with horses"
"My mom has amazing breasts"
Do you think the guy on the subway that is touching himself feels like he is spreading love? I will tell you right now there is a law against that."
"This next song is about when you get your heart broken and you try your best to glue it back together and you wake up one morning and you're so happy because you realize, "Oh my God, the tape's holding"
Tegan: "we love something together, and we made it together and we appreciate that and we'll always have that bond..."
Sara: "it was a mistake, I should've worn a condom."
"Home for me is when I can walk from the bathroom around the house naked"
t- hi, Sara can you keep playing so I can keep playing?
s- I don’t really usually play in this part.
t- oh really? Okay you go like this. This cord, then you go up to this cord right here.
s- oh, I don’t know if I can do that.
t- well skip that part and go back up to this part.
s- yeah, okay that’s good.
t- …2 3 4 (sings, stops) no, now you go up to that other cord.
s- I know, but see, I don’t play the same parts as you, I just, I cant do it. I’m sorry
t- you have to finish the song!
interviewer:give me three reasons why tegan and sara will always be cooler than the olsen twins.
sara:(laughs) well, it’s not like we’re really cool or anything, but…well, i don’t know if it’s just me, but isn’t there something sort of eerie about them?
Sara: Um, this is a cover song. Uh, I tried to learn a new cover but iiiiii didn't sound good? So i'm going to go back to the old sound uh-uh-umm.. yeah you know-you know what i'm saying. So this-this-this is it.
*Strums guitar but the sounds not projecting*
*presses petal*
*strums guitar*
*presses petal*
*strums guitar*
Tegan: Uh Sara you have the wrong guitar.
*Sara strums guitar again*
Sara: I have the wrong guitar.
Tegan: Yeah.
Sara: Excuse me thats really embrassing! *puts up hand* I'm going to go get a guitar thats plugged in.
sara: who wants to come over at 3 in the morning and take pictures of me?
tegan: of you??
sara: uh, i mean with me
tegan: sara you ate the whole thing of cookies?
sara: no, other people ate them too.
tegan: oh my god there's only one left!
sara: other people ate them too!!(admittedly), I had a few.
"thank you for that. I feel slightly embarrased, but excitable"
“God. Loosen up. Sergeant Sunshine.”
T: Sara drank a red bull before the show, as well as the whole band they all are making absolutely no fucking sence, so I told them they weren’t aloud to talk but Sara jumped right in there
S: Ok so I don’t drink caffeine but we played a show tonight and I figured I needed a bit of an upper, so I hope this all makes sence. We are real hard core when we really wanna get fucked up we just drink a red bull.
"Look at me... I'm like, if I punch her quickly in the face it will only hurt for a second"
"and so i put the money in and i start getting my massage..and this dirty old man walks by and his all like look at her she is totally getting off, it's turning her on. she likes the chair! she loves it!"
Sara: ... I put on a sweater this morning while I was doing my hair and I'm not thinking this is a girls thing cuz we've all done it and whether or not you say you've done it, I've done it, and you all have done it, so don't say you didn't do it.... .. but I forgot to put on deodorant... I'm a litlle person I don't even sweat that much, I'm short I'm out of shape, so I don't sweat a lot, but if you smell something.... just think of it as another little piece of Tegan and Sara for you to take home... OKAAY sooooo .. this is called hype.
well i know heaps more but i'll stop here lol... so did u enjoy it? lol
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