Thursday, March 26, 2009

your mum & me

OK, OK...
i have received HEAPS of.... messages... about what i said about the older women and the mum thing....

*sigh*.....

i just want to be clear on that.... i am not your friend because i want to get with your mum....

...and the "your mum rates me" ... gosh guys.. come on, its from Natalie... from communitychannel..... she cracks your mum jokes all the time... its funny.


i have this stupid melody of one of the "get these girls on your mobile now" ads on TV in my head.... " I'm your private act, hot and horny, your private act, watch up on me..." GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY HEAD!!! stupid horny song...lol.. catchy though.

anyways... me and your mum.... won't happen.... or.. high chance of never happening...
so rest your pretty head (not unless your mum is really hot or pretty or you know... young or something... then you should be worried, mate. - nah I'm just kidding... continue with your resting..).

... people are paranoid about me and their mums now...ahhhaha...
not so long ago.. it was parents being worried with me and their daughters...
....FUNNY.

(this is turning out to be quite a sexual post.... all well, might as well continue the mood huh? or maybe I'm the only one feeling it... hm.)

girl....
hm...

lol... a old friend (acquaintance?) that i started seeing again... the one i had a coffee with a few days ago...
discovered my weakness..... and it is driving me insane!!...
teasing me everywhere and anytime and i simply can not ignore it.... if i could then it wouldn't be a weakness, would it.

in a way.. i like it because it would be instant now... and i get excitement much easier...
BUT.. i hate it because .... someone knows my weakness... she knows my weakness.. and with that said... i won't be able to be the one in control anymore... I'm loosing power?
and did i mention she teases me anytime,anywhere?..... and that drives me extremely insane... so insane i nearly had a car accident...
is she going to tell others??!! i fucking sure hope not. else my game is over!!.
...over.

anyways... time for me to rest my head....

i just wanted to clear things up..... because i would like to keep the nice respect between you,me and your mum.....


cheers.

-[Pd]-